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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1982 (32 years)
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Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13092) - you deserved it (64519)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8039) - you deserved it (48025)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (41035)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46166) - you deserved it (2327)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15568) - you deserved it (67939)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22444) - you deserved it (1905)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20905) - you deserved it (2246)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5795) - you deserved it (44604)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29823) - you deserved it (7887)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19925) - you deserved it (7955)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (30242)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35147) - you deserved it (7389)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version



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