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  • Town/Country : Bern, Switzerland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 November 1981 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 643
  • Number of comments : 93
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Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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