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About saturnfive : Just doing whatever. I'm relaxed, laid back, though not in a lethargic sense.

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Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (2812)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML


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