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saturnfive
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 275
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About saturnfive : Just doing whatever. I'm relaxed, laid back, though not in a lethargic sense.

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Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (2635)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (3772)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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