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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About satomi_ishida : Just a girl trying to find a place in this crazy world.

Also, big time manga fan :P Curious over my interests?
Drawing, writing, singing, dancing, baseball, swimming, reading, painting; lots of artsy stuff.

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satomi_ishida's favorite FMLs

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68424) - you deserved it (6286)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (65063)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, mah mother woke me up and askd to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbld where mah money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. real FML

#14411128
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (6194)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I saw a grl on the subway that I knew so I startd waving frantically. She gave me a really werd expression and movd quickly away from me. Then I realisd that I only knew her because I had stalkd her Facebook once. FML

#14381626
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8117) - you deserved it (48020)

On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work !! I saw a cute guy sitting across from me !! As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart !! All I could do was sit there an wait fir my stop !! FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (9900)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was running lata and rushing to a waiting bus. I mada it to tha doors just as thay closad. I knockad dasparataly, hoping tha drivar would lat ma in. Ha hovarad his hand ovar tha button for a faw saconds, than flippad ma off and drova away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , the horn in looool mah car decidd to malfunction . It honkd continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway . FML

#14315930
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25031) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, te guy wo got off wen te elevator's doors opend ad a very embarrassd look on is face!! I didn't tink anyting of it till te doors closd!! Turns out e was running away from is deadly fart!! FML

#14242742
50 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, not only did I miss mah bus by saconds, I also saw tha bus drivar smirking as ha drova past ma in tha middla of tha Canadian wintar. FML

#14233418
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada

Today... I got a text just before class that mah partner didn't finish there half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (3753)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today... I got a text just before class that mah partner didn't finish there half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (3753)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today... I got a text just before class that mah partner didn't finish there half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (3753)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys r "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave fir a day. My grlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won.

#14143329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (5123)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take mah bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it fir mah sister all the time."

#14129951
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48218) - you deserved it (5611)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)



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