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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 February 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1184
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About satomi_ishida : Just a girl trying to find a place in this crazy world.

Also, big time manga fan :P Curious over my interests?
Drawing, writing, singing, dancing, baseball, swimming, reading, painting; lots of artsy stuff.

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satomi_ishida's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68056) - you deserved it (6256)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18628) - you deserved it (64733)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

#14411128
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (6058)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

#14381626
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8054) - you deserved it (47739)

On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25889) - you deserved it (9672)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29886) - you deserved it (3338)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

#14315930
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24799) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

#14242742
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24021) - you deserved it (2619)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

#14233418
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (3121)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35106) - you deserved it (3628)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35106) - you deserved it (3628)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35106) - you deserved it (3628)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112292) - you deserved it (15228)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (4978)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47412) - you deserved it (5523)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)



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