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satanic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2228
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About satanic : i'm atheist....don't let the name fool you

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satanic's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18395) - you deserved it (30857)

On 12/29/2012 at 2:30am - misc - by almostkilledmyself - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (2207)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)



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