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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1770
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About satanic : i'm atheist....don't let the name fool you

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Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML

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Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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