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Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (5134)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35115) - you deserved it (7846)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:39am - health - by crash (woman) - United States



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