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sasha_kay
  • Town/Country : Arizona, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1925
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sasha_kay : Sasha.
Born in Russia.

I'm a spelling and grammar nazi.

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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (3353)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

#13127028
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (3353)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32430) - you deserved it (6378)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35256) - you deserved it (9880)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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