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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36456) - you deserved it (4883)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6957) - you deserved it (22538)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14034) - you deserved it (20298)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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