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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45408) - you deserved it (7142)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:17pm - work - by fired (man) -

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25616) - you deserved it (5080)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States



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