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Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18390) - you deserved it (6878)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58161) - you deserved it (7218)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (3876)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15866) - you deserved it (58089)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (9058)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37245) - you deserved it (7940)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (7162)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35814) - you deserved it (4649)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (6615)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23116) - you deserved it (5646)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9760) - you deserved it (111402)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37608) - you deserved it (7868)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29486) - you deserved it (16256)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32048) - you deserved it (25531)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6699) - you deserved it (66195)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)



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