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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30665) - you deserved it (40383)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia



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