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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29143) - you deserved it (38624)

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