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Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML
by organizse / 06/20/2015 at 10:03am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by BrefODM / 06/12/2014 at 11:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
by PokeWife / 02/06/2013 at 8:38am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML
by boinger / 06/03/2009 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Love
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