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sarahmaxine

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sarahmaxine

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sarahmaxine : I like to go on FML just to laught as peoples' stupidity.

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Visits<b>sexymomo1234</b> - 3 hours ago<b>fuckobamaintheas</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:08pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:06am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:23pm<b>christian1509</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:53pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:03pm<b>munchly</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Dicebar</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:41pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:24pm<b>BigDrewski22</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:08pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 3:45pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 6:13am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:49pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:50pm<b>ironmany</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Tommyh96</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:55pm<b>biasedshooter</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:41am

Fucked!<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:06pm<b>munchly</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:53am<b>zjay</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:40pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 12:13pm<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:49am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:50am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:18pm<b>Tristan_Afro</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:59am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:11am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:30am<b>jmon707</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:14am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:34am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:31am<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:06am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:38pm

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Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

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Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44828) - you deserved it (4138)

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