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sarahmaxine

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarahmaxine : I like to go on FML just to laught as peoples' stupidity.

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Visits<b>luvulots16</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 7:43pm<b>chromesaurus</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:35am<b>Sista92359</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:05am<b>goldcock19</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 11:23pm<b>remometol</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:18pm<b>drewigi</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:48pm<b>sdwsdwsdw</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:44am<b>02mustang</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:48pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:59am<b>fuckobamaintheas</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:08pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:06am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:23pm<b>christian1509</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:53pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:03pm<b>munchly</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:52pm

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Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23767) - you deserved it (2388)

On 06/20/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by organizse - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

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Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (4144)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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