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sarahmaxine

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  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sarahmaxine : I like to go on FML just to laught as peoples' stupidity.

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Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44699) - you deserved it (4133)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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