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sarahmaxine

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sarahmaxine

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 261
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarahmaxine : I like to go on FML just to laught as peoples' stupidity.

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Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML

#21428990
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23835) - you deserved it (2391)

On 06/20/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by organizse - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
102 comments

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

#20495499
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44901) - you deserved it (4146)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

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277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19805) - you deserved it (58518)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)



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