About sarahlovesyewxD : Um... Well I love all kinds of music. I play the mellophone in marching band (it's the marching band version of a french horn. It looks like a trumpet except fatter). I'm learning how to play the guitar. I love almost every light color. I have 14 candles on my cake. So yeah, thats me :D.
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Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
by Rachel / 07/20/2012 at 1:13am / United States / Money
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by magicman / 07/04/2012 at 5:04am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm / Intimacy
by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
by ...... / 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm / United States / Health
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/30/2012 at 3:45am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
by poop / 02/28/2012 at 2:10am / United States / Transportation
by facepalm / 02/27/2012 at 6:06am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
by Kovu / 02/27/2012 at 2:08am / Reserved / Animals
by pmony / 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I got an extremely sensitive pimple right below my nose. Today also seems to be the day that… Today, my public hair was getting so long I decided to trim it with scissors. Somehow cut a little… Today, I received yet another message from my 54 year old neighbor talking about wanting to having…