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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sarah_loves_yuh : Crazy. Funny. Random. And a little bit shy.
What I like: Harry Potter, big Avenged Sevenfold fan, Percy Jackson, SpongeBob SquarePants. Pretty much anything funny.
More: The out doors, adventures, nature, sports, the movies, beach, s'mores, ice cream, and animals. I play Minecraft too! :)
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Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML

#17566039
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34317) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (2807)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

#17565560
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26071) - you deserved it (8570)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

#17558329
236 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

#17558329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9186) - you deserved it (45065)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML

#17557717
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27539) - you deserved it (6569)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

#17557632
134 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

#17557632
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (5847)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
236 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to switch my glass of coke with a glass of pure vinegar. FML

#17557483
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26784) - you deserved it (8744)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Skidaddle123 - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to switch my glass of coke with a glass of pure vinegar. FML

#17557483
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26784) - you deserved it (8744)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Skidaddle123 - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34828) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34828) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only 4 months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

#17556987
112 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:51am - health - by monsterinlaw (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31137) - you deserved it (5788)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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