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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1217
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sarah_loves_yuh : Crazy. Funny. Random. And a little bit shy.
What I like: Harry Potter, big Avenged Sevenfold fan, Percy Jackson, SpongeBob SquarePants. Pretty much anything funny.
More: The out doors, adventures, nature, sports, the movies, beach, s'mores, ice cream, and animals. I play Minecraft too! :)
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Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28614) - you deserved it (8788)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30299) - you deserved it (3414)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13737) - you deserved it (37737)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

#17586315
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (3773)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:26pm - love - by shampoogirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

#17584305
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22933) - you deserved it (3611)

On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (8904)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

#17582783
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (7890)

On 08/26/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

#17579563
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (36427)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (4010)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (4010)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (5549)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (5549)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

#17575324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (4159)

On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

#17575324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (4159)

On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

#17574598
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23062) - you deserved it (2559)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:29am - work - by badluckantonio - Canada (Ontario)



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