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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1769
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sarah_loves_yuh : Crazy. Funny. Random. And a little bit shy.
What I like: Harry Potter, big Avenged Sevenfold fan, Percy Jackson, SpongeBob SquarePants. Pretty much anything funny.
More: The out doors, adventures, nature, sports, the movies, beach, s'mores, ice cream, and animals. I play Minecraft too! :)
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sarah_loves_yuh's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

by Stan / 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 7:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

by shampoogirl / 08/26/2011 at 2:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

by the girlfriend / 08/26/2011 at 6:41am / United Kingdom / Love

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

by justmyluck / 08/26/2011 at 1:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 12:55am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

by ash / 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

by Topher / 08/25/2011 at 6:16am / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

by Topher / 08/25/2011 at 6:16am / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

by Puppy Loverr / 08/25/2011 at 3:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

by Puppy Loverr / 08/25/2011 at 3:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

by badluckantonio / 08/25/2011 at 1:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation