About sarah_loves_yuh : Crazy. Funny. Random. And a little bit shy.
What I like: Harry Potter, big Avenged Sevenfold fan, Percy Jackson, SpongeBob SquarePants. Pretty much anything funny.
More: The out doors, adventures, nature, sports, the movies, beach, s'mores, ice cream, and animals. I play Minecraft too! :)
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Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 9:36am - misc - by incaseudidntkno - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:20am - intimacy - by WithoutLove (man) - United States
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