About sarah6786 : Hi Im Sarah. Im a pretty boring person. I actually have had an FML published but unfortunately it does not show up here. It was something about a boob in case you were curious. Wellllllll that's all then. Bye.
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Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by wmkaz - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mom finally admitted to me that ever since I was a child, she thought I was autistic, but was always too lazy to take me to the doctors and get me checked out. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by loner (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)
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