About sapphiregirly : I'm just me... Mostly I'm quite sweet, but I can be angry when crossed. Even tempered, with the exception of my daily high and lows. Got a big mouth, but low self-esteem. I guess I'm human after all!
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Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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