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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About saphfiire : Love her or hate her, but you'll never forget her.

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Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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