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saphfiire
  • Town/Country : Raleigh, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 436
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Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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On 09/23/2012 at 4:14am - misc - by Hairless freak - United States (California)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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