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  • Town/Country : Grenoble, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1988 (23 years)
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Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33118) - you deserved it (2406)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27950) - you deserved it (7526)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

#16215643 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (20009) - you deserved it (4017)

On 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by t -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (10895)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (12868)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160 (453)

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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412 (201)

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

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On 09/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by ragass_mctree (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

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On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

#8980708 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (20231) - you deserved it (4834)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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