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Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48233) - you deserved it (4410)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53629) - you deserved it (3461)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10996) - you deserved it (52446)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30886) - you deserved it (5346)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML


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On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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