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Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51132) - you deserved it (19684)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36171) - you deserved it (4527)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35926) - you deserved it (3927)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

#17635094
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27754) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML

Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

#17634820
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37086) - you deserved it (2770)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20491) - you deserved it (3361)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (1925)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31739) - you deserved it (2536)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40077) - you deserved it (3492)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20619) - you deserved it (54298)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36616) - you deserved it (3463)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27262) - you deserved it (4851)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

#17544158
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (5126)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

#17541150
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7677) - you deserved it (63832)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)



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