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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1938 (76 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (112176)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (103589)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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