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by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
by saddude / 03/04/2009 at 2:03am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
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- Today, I proudly told my mum that I'd lost 6kg over the last two and a half months, and showed her… Today, I spent most of the day in excruciating pain from sore muscles. Not from working out though,… Today, I got into a car accident. A car pulled out in front of me and then stopped in the middle of…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…