About sandra143 : aleksandra-popadic@hotmail.com
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I'm a stubborn and sarcastic perfectionist. I'm a brunette, although that's a fact commonly disputed among my friends due to my endless blonde moments. I will either be a famous songwriter or a rich corporate lawyer by the time I'm 35. I am a professional shower singer. I love tennis and soccer. I write lyrics, compose music, and play the violin, piano, and guitar. I'm from the [former] Yugoslavia. I speak, read, and write six languages fluently. I love the arts, history, and law. I love learning about new cultures, religions, and traditions.
Last two things : 1) I'm too intricate to summarize, and 2) if I continue this attempt to disprove 1), I will end up with half a novels worth containing the most random ramblings ever. Just message if you wanna get to know me or whatevs. My e-mails up there too.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by Micheal (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 2:29pm - money - by Lizzzyygurl (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment were working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 7:00am - misc - by someone - Denmark (Kobenhavn)
Today, I was told I have bipolar disorder. I'm 31. It took so long to diagnose because my mom always figured I was "just a super bitch half the time." FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by crazychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States
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