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About sanctuary : heyyy
my name is taina
im pretty strange ;]
im smart
im perverted
im funny
im nice
im puerto rican
im short
im pretty
& i get obsessed very easily
i love music, writing, painting, accents, jewelry, clothes, FOOD, & boys. (& some girls XD)
im unlike anyone you will ever meet in your entire life... so talk to me =)
i have myspace/aim
yep. thats it. kbye!
OH & btw -- my life is pretty fucked up.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 5:02pm - intimacy - by unlucky_vee_13 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version
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