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by me_the_maniak / 01/12/2012 at 5:14am / India (Maharashtra) / Work
by Jonny / 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm / United States (California) / Health
by elijahrobrt / 01/07/2012 at 1:48am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by aylla / 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by SuperCoolGurl / 12/17/2011 at 8:30am / Australia / Geek
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
by mattdevil / 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by dulllife / 12/08/2011 at 2:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by facepalmface / 12/05/2011 at 9:34am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Miscellaneous
by ohno / 12/01/2011 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
by nirvana_mama157 / 11/28/2011 at 7:51am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Justforlolz / 11/24/2011 at 11:46am / United States (New York) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's… Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he… Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah...…