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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1552
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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sanchitgoyal's favorite FMLs

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11069) - you deserved it (71647)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" posters off the wall, figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporters passed by. FML

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (5027)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37230) - you deserved it (5544)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51909) - you deserved it (4014)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15768) - you deserved it (35894)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (23438)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38012) - you deserved it (5864)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

#18002643
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15371) - you deserved it (21024)

On 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm - work - by Kate - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32616) - you deserved it (3214)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39769) - you deserved it (3730)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (4264)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12910) - you deserved it (29443)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)



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