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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39826) - you deserved it (22640)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (5665)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

#18002643
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (19242)

On 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm - work - by Kate - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
140 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36936) - you deserved it (3466)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
271 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (28411)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29505) - you deserved it (2488)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60566) - you deserved it (5648)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

#12023644
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17252) - you deserved it (42187)

On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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