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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1549
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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sanchitgoyal's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6772) - you deserved it (26401)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (3704)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
93 comments

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

#19255485
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8655) - you deserved it (25731)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Joey - Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31417) - you deserved it (3568)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (3858)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23922) - you deserved it (2247)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31733) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

#18732471
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26846) - you deserved it (5373)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26342) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32823) - you deserved it (4289) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11394) - you deserved it (48745)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12119) - you deserved it (91676)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

#18458451
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (4327)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:30am - work - by dulllife - United States (Texas)



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