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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1858
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sanchitgoyal : I use fml to find some laughter in My Life. Message Me if you would like to talk :)

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sanchitgoyal's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

#19770940
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22927) - you deserved it (3268)

On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

#19714803
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24277) - you deserved it (4492)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:24am - love - by Silent (man) - Singapore

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (2458)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML

#19699245
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25625) - you deserved it (2042)

On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27892) - you deserved it (4013)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7041) - you deserved it (27177)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35409) - you deserved it (3770)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
94 comments

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

#19255485
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9892) - you deserved it (28706)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Joey - Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32352) - you deserved it (3674)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33384) - you deserved it (3959)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24949) - you deserved it (2314)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32775) - you deserved it (3213)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

#18732471
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27732) - you deserved it (5461)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27298) - you deserved it (2286)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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