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samuke
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 29828
  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies,"Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40480) - you deserved it (3867)

On 04/24/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by dontaskdonttell (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16156) - you deserved it (93808)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by cdoyle - Canada (Ontario)



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