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samuke

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 30072
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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samuke's favorite FMLs

Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies, "Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

by dontaskdonttell / 04/24/2009 at 2:27am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

by cdoyle / 04/08/2009 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love