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Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29469) - you deserved it (4539)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29469) - you deserved it (4539)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2.5 years told me that he believes in females being subservient, and I am not allowed to have opinions anymore. AND he is "the Alpha Dog" and I'm merely the "Beta Dog", so I have to "get used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (5403)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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