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Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36051) - you deserved it (5830)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36051) - you deserved it (5830)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31424) - you deserved it (6860)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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