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About sammy_b_with_e : Just your average guy from London, England!

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Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML


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