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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (20 years)
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About sammie2231 : Hey I'm just here to read and post some fml's some are funny some are sad

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Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

#21118642
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I agree, your life sucks (40855) - you deserved it (11313)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57143) - you deserved it (4333)

On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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