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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (515775) - you deserved it (50841)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML


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On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

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