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samknight

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:07pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 7:14am<b>hysterical</b> - the 08/03/2010 at 4:12pm

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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

by Rolax / 11/06/2008 at 4:38am / Love