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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (24 years)
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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6909) - you deserved it (48058)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53577) - you deserved it (5440)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version



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