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Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

#4204058
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18214) - you deserved it (43973)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

#880527
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17751) - you deserved it (68346)

On 04/09/2009 at 1:04am - love - by skmusic (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?". I said, "It goes". Then he said, "At least we have a job". FML

#761537
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I agree, your life sucks (65341) - you deserved it (3183)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by Dude - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
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I agree, your life sucks (241236) - you deserved it (31666)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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870 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58508) - you deserved it (620571)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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