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  • Number of visits : 682
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About samcro3 : Sarcastic, but sweet, and terribly accommodating. If you're not too serious and lame, message me! Or do the kik thing- kingeverything3
For the record- I'm not going to ask to see anyone's boobs, or for nude pics or for their number. I just like to chat. Some of us really do still want JUST that. If I wanna get laid, I'm gonna do it the old fashioned way- go to a bar. Not try to troll FML for a chick. I don't bite- don't be a stranger. Be a buddy!

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Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41996) - you deserved it (6385)

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