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samcro3
  • Town/Country : Hogtown, Utah, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
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About samcro3 : Sarcastic, but sweet, and terribly accommodating. If you're not too serious and lame, message me! Or do the kik thing- kingeverything3
For the record- I'm not going to ask to see anyone's boobs, or for nude pics or for their number. I just like to chat. Some of us really do still want JUST that. If I wanna get laid, I'm gonna do it the old fashioned way- go to a bar. Not try to troll FML for a chick. I don't bite- don't be a stranger. Be a buddy!

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Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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