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  • Town/Country : Texarkana, America?
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51593) - you deserved it (6385)

On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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