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About sambabyy : I love to dance.

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Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23629) - you deserved it (5986)

On 11/25/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (2850)

On 11/24/2009 at 11:08am - love - by Yes (woman) - United States (Texas)



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