This member hasn't filled in the description.
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40237) - you totally deserved it (6543)
On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
I agree, your life sucks (63304) - you totally deserved it (8642)
On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
[ Page : 1 ]
« Previous page | Next page »
