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Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11223) - you deserved it (3845)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (17837) - you deserved it (2792)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (15996) - you deserved it (3448)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141720) - you deserved it (53039)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)