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saltz
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About saltz : I'm a college student. A history major to be exact. I'm a gamer and I am damn proud of it. I love my life, my family, and my girl. I don't care about people I don't know. I'm opinionated, and I'm not afraid to be a dick. I don't take anything personally. If you take something I say seriously, and it makes you sad/angry/frustrated/annoyed, I hope you will accept my most sincere and heart felt laughter.

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12078) - you deserved it (3158)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58519) - you deserved it (4093)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States