About salman_albalushi : The less you give a damn the happier you will be.
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salman_albalushi's favorite FMLs
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Lisa / 01/02/2010 at 2:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
by sad_dad / 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
by hatecolin / 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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