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salman_albalushi
  • Town/Country : Muscat, Oman
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About salman_albalushi : The less you give a damn the happier you will be.

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57091) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

#7097610
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On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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189 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5241) - you deserved it (42238)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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