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- Birth Date : Sunday 5 October 1997 (18 years old)
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 2906
- Number of comments : 186
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted
About saleha97 : COD ♥
About saleha97 : COD ♥
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by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Animals
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
by huulo / 11/16/2010 at 5:07am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
by Adrian16 / 01/18/2010 at 6:01am / Norway (Vestfold) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML
by bradyman / 12/29/2009 at 10:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and with the words "F*** you". Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2009 at 3:25pm / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Transportation
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
by nerd / 10/16/2009 at 11:08am / Singapore / Love