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  • Number of visits : 905
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About sakura_girl : Medical student is a hat I often put on. There's also keen amateur photographer, serial tea drinker and aspiring writer.

I should mention that I like shiny things! I make my own line of sterling and gold jewllery on Etsy, all one-off designs, feel free to check it out.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoDryads

I opened shop earlier this year to raise funds for British Red Cross Japan Tsunami Appeal. If you have a charity that means a lot to you, drop me a line.

'Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.'

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Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

#18878562
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (3913)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

#18878562
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (3913)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6391) - you deserved it (48318)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (5923)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32935) - you deserved it (3125)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24374) - you deserved it (9345)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (4474)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38344) - you deserved it (2799)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12880) - you deserved it (34242)

On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

#17066735
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24792) - you deserved it (3287)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14387) - you deserved it (27060)

On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

#14080248
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32792) - you deserved it (3388)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20560) - you deserved it (59655)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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