About sajupt : The guy next door...
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
sajupt's favorite FMLs
by damn it rose / 05/31/2014 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
by embarrassedmom / 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 2:19am / United States / Intimacy
Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
by what.....? / 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by LetItRip / 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by romantic84 / 05/31/2011 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
by Brian / 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
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