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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 483
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57763) - you deserved it (7865)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49024) - you deserved it (5564)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44756) - you deserved it (3993)

On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML


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On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19509) - you deserved it (1923)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (3667)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML


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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15747) - you deserved it (39135) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28413) - you deserved it (6108)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20143) - you deserved it (61935)

On 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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