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sajupt
  • Town/Country : UAE, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sajupt : Regular next door guy... Can be reached @ sajupt on most msgrs...

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

#20545680
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (2459)

On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (1973)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29470) - you deserved it (5253)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
157 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10810) - you deserved it (27440) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (4384)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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