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Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14855) - you deserved it (8736)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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