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Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6340) - you deserved it (18008)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68645) - you deserved it (3745)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29492) - you deserved it (7195)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version



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