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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 August 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2173
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About saint_jimmy : Since 2003 I've lived in or around Green Bay, New York City, Vancouver, Johannesburg, and am currently living in Edinburgh. I'm an aspiring fantasy writer who supports himself by both working 6 days a week as a bicycle messenger and mooching off my roommates' food.
I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi, but I don't mindlessly correct people because it's fun. I do, however, feel the need to correct somebody who says something like 'your a idiot'. Usually my response will include the word 'derp'.
Some people have asked me where my profile picture is from. One of my roommates got a text message about 'Carmen Winstead', with that picture included. I needed an FMyLife profile picture, so he used Bluetooth to send it to my computer. I have no idea what movie it's from.
I also feel the need to mention that I have a major pet peeve for people who call random internet-folk 'hun' or 'sweetie'. It's just weird and sort of annoying to me.

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