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Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML


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On 06/23/2012 at 11:11am - misc - by tylah - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML


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On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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