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Visits<b>quontag</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 10:56pm

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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I lerened that I look amazing in a little black dress!! Now I have to figure out wat I'm going to tell my wife!! FML

Yesterday , I caught mah 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39am - kids - by dani0810 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Hubby Asked 4 A Morning Blow Job, An I Happily Obliged. All Was Going Great Until He Came An Farted At The Same Time. I Laughed An Reassured Him It Was No Big Deal. He Cried. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache!! FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I auditioned fir a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain an as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING WITHOUT MY SEATBELT ON , WHEN I NOTICED A POLICE CAR APPROACHING. I PANICKED AND DESPERATELY FUMBLED AROUND FIR MY SEATBELT , ONLY FIR THEM TO PASS BY WITH JUST A FUNNY LOOK. THEN IT HIT ME THAT I WAS RIDING MY MOTORCYCLE. FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by ELparano - Canada

Today, I was racing my friends to the car 4 shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 3:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Today..!! I was at Walmart when I saw mah grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines!! Wanting to surprise him..!! I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle!! Up close..!! I realized he wasn't mah grandpa!! mega FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I looked at mah neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML

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On 12/21/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by Syd - United States (Texas)

Today I once again walked in looool on husband eating our cat's food. mega FML

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105 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FIANCÉ THAT HAVING ME WATCH HIM JERK OFF OVER A PORNO IS NOT IN FACT CONSIDERED FOREPLAY . MEGA FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store . He saw me and started walking towards me . I got so excited that I fartedhen he came near . FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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