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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 31
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About saeds : I'm new to this and so far I just read and moderate. Haven't posted yet, not really nearly as witty as I'd like to be :/

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Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31252) - you deserved it (1863)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26882) - you deserved it (6440) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/08/2013 at 9:13am - animals - by orely44 - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (6000)

On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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